The house lights go down and the show is about to begin. The music from the movies the Exorcist or Damien starts to play. The stage lights come up and the DJ or MC comes out and says something off-the-cuff like this:

“Ladies and gentlemen tonight we a hypnotist, NAME, here to hypnotize you all and he is going to be looking for volunteers, so how about you Madame, are you going to volunteer… he promises not to TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF, well not in the show maybe after, what about you Ted come on, you’re game for a laugh… I hope you have your underpants on, also he told me that he does not hypnotized drunken people because they do strange things under hypnosis… and besides, it’s dangerous… well ladies and gentlemen without any more time wasting here is the hypnotist give him a big round of applause…!”
On the face of it, the above sounds reasonable, right?
WRONG.
What’s gone terrible wrong is in the first and the last sentences. In time and through experience you’ll be able to foresee that had the above been said that the hypnotist is likely to have problems getting volunteers.
Let me break it down for you. First, the music. NEVER PLAY SCARY MUSIC. And no music with lyrics. You don’t want people singing along and you certainly don’t want to scare or otherwise alters people’s good mood. You aren’t in the Rocky Horror picture show, are you? So, lose any mood-altering music.
Choose interesting, unfamiliar music like that of Enigma or Enya or Cirque de Soleil or Paul or Sally Okenfield or Oxygene or any instrumental music that DOESN’T date you. There’s nothing more embarrassing than old-timer stage hypnotists who haven’t changed or updated their intro and routines music since the days of their youth, which makes them terribly out dated and out-of-touch or reach my younger audiences.
STAY FRESH and reachable by using current and group-relevant music EXCEPT top-40 or pop music with lyrics. Again, instrumental music is always best and you’ll always be able to find fresh, new pieces over time as you modify your choices of music.
I have been to other stage hypnotists’ shows and the atmosphere has been jolly and light, with people enjoying themselves. I was even seated with two people who had decided to volunteer, but when the theme from the movie The Exorcist (1970) music played it changed the mood of the room from happy to eerily scared or scary.
You want people to feel comfortable enough to volunteer. So always remember that if your music sounds good, people will feel comfortable enough to volunteer and your show will turn out better. Again, use positive energy types of intro music that gets the heart and adrenalin racing for fun and laughter.
The DJ or MC—Friend or Foe—You Decide
The disc jockey or MC or whomever the venue appoints to help you can be your worst enemy or your best friend. Their ineptitude can ruin your show’s timing and trip up your confidence. In my early days, I found that most DJs and others like the MC are told to help you out, which they’ll do only half-heartedly and reluctantly at best. And it’s that half-ass, not concentrating or paying limited attention to you and your cues or signals or routines that can result in your embarrassment.
Be forewarned. Either make friends of that person and give that person clear verbal and written instructions and grease their palm with MONEY or you risk looking less than professional when s/he messes up.
Make sure they know your name and know HOW to PRONOUNCE IT.
Also, only you are responsible for your introduction. Write up a short intro, type it up in LARGE, easy to read type and secure this cue card in a plastic sheet protector. Give that to whomever and go over it with them beforehand. Leave space for the name of the venue so the idiot can insert it at the appropriate time or place during the intro reading.
Repeat to them that this is what you want said—nothing more, nothing less and NO ADLIBS.
And, in no uncertain terms tell that poor SOB that if they don’t read it as written, the show will end before it starts… and they’ll be at fault.
The reason for the cue card is very simple—most of these folks fancy themselves comics. They like to wing it, adlib. They want the lime light as well as you, the professional entertainer, and there is also high likelihood that s/he has had too many drinks by the time you’re on.
If they open their mouths and mutter more words then you have written and you’ve foolishly let them choose the intro music, you have unwittingly been set up to face a big, black hole and silence when you’re standing on stage asking for volunteers.
I am sure you will experience one time, it’s a horrible feeling when everybody starts looking around the room. You get this feeling of ‘oh my god, why did I come here to night….’
Then you start asking and asking for volunteers your voice strains under the desperation you’re feeling. You will become stressed and you are only going to get the volunteers who feel sorry for you or who are very drunk… or who just want to see the show start already.
These people are a waste of your time. Now they may have good intentions but they are wasting everyone’s time. I tell you why—every PERSON THAT COMES UP TO HELP YOU GET THE SHOW GOING IS KNOWING THAT THEY SHALL SOON BE GOING (that’s the wrong frame of mind).
You have also got to think about what the disc jockey or MC can say on your behalf. Maybe they are only joking but, hey, people in the audience hear what they want to hear and that was above ‘TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF’ and that hypnosis ‘CAN BE DANGEROUS.’
I speak from experience here, dear reader. One time I was working in a big family-oriented hotel with lots of children watching the show. I told the MC that they should say over the microphone: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please can you have your children to stay with you at your table… through out the show for safety reasons.’
Before the MC said that she turn to me and asked, why safety reasons? I told her that people move all around on the stage and I didn’t want any of the under-18 year old children coming up onto the stage whilst I was performing as it could be DANGEROURS to the them and the volunteers.
Oh, she said, now I understand. Well, two minutes later I am at the back of the venue having a glass of water just before going on and I hear her say…
Ladies and gentlemen PLEASE, CAN YOU KEEP YOUR CHILDREN WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE THIS HYPNOSIS SHOW CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS!
I nearly choked in disbelief as I spewed my mouthful of water all over the place. I didn’t hear the rest of the intro except the applause as the venue’s manager motioned for me to come along and get on stage.
On my way to the stage I overheard a woman standing next to me say to her husband, “I told you it was dangerous, you are NOT volunteering… do you her me, you are NOT volunteering… or else!”
Needless to say by that point in my stage hypnotist career I was able to clear things up and undue most of the unintentional damage done my the bimbo MC in my three-minute pre-show talk about the myths and benefits of hypnosis and the stage show experience.
Still, I did a successful show that evening despite taking longer to get volunteers and longer than my usual rapid induction. And, oddly enough it seemed that I lost lots of volunteers that night due, in part I think, to the fear factor associated with the venue’s wrong choice of music AND the MC’s errant words about ‘dangerous’ and ‘taking clothes off’ such.
Trust me. This sort of worse case scenario will happen to you (only once I hope) unless you are proactive and manage or control as many details of your show as is humanly possible and feasible… every time and in every place.
Leave nothing to chance or in the hands of others until they are in your trustworthy employ.


